thegestianpoet:

you know that episode early on in twin peaks where leland starts dancing and breaks stuff in the house and mrs palmer comes down and just starts screaming “LELAND?! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE?! AAUUUGH WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE?!” and the record keeps playing loud jazz music and they’re both crying and screaming 

that’s how 2016 feels 

dislocated-cannibal:

I need help. My 10 year old dachshund, Duke, has (as was eventual) some really bad back problems. He needs to be treated gently, constantly watched, and he has a few prescriptions. I need to earn at least $50 for his medicine alone– we do not have health insurance for our dogs. Duke needs his steroids to keep him mobile; if he can’t walk, my folks will have him put down. Please consider donating, commissioning me, or buying a tarot reading. You can shoot me an ask or IM for more info. Please please please boost this post.

Tagged by @deadgirlsuperstar, thanks!

🌸Relationship Status: Single

🌸Favourite Colour: Black, red, & dark blues. Also pretty fond of olive drab.

🌸 Wake Up Time: Whenever my obligations make me. Seriously I have no consistent schedule.

🌸Cats or Dogs: Both! All creatures are precious.

🌸Coke or Pepsi: Neither, I am not fond of soda.

🌸Call or Text: Call. I seem to be one of the few people who absolutely hates texting.

🌸Chapstick or Lipstick: Chapstick for casual days, lipstick if I’m going out.

🌸Last Song I Listened To: I’ve pretty much been listening to ‘Cold Rain’ on repeat since last night.

As for tagging, I’ll just invite anyone to do this if you want to!

Stolen from Tagged by @squidlydes, thanks!

Countries I Have Lived In: USA

Favourite Fandom: Mad Max (I contribute exactly nothing, but ya’ll fuckin’ rock)

Languages I Speak: English, Farsi, Dari, and some German

Favourite Film Of 2016: The Nice Guys

Last Article You Read: This article on how the Hanford Site is killing it’s workers.

Shuffle Your Library And Put The First Three Songs Here:

  1. ‘Thrash Unreal’ – Against Me!
  2. ‘Marche Funèbre’ – Soap&Skin
  3. ‘White Noiz’ – Akira Yamaoka

Last Thing You Bought Online: Goat skin faux shrunken heads from the Ye Olde Curiosity Shop.

Any Phobias Or Fears: Aquatic megafauna (real or mythological) and figures of authority.

How Would Your Friends Describe You: A cute, loyal, meme-loving fuck

How Would Your Enemies Describe You: A cute, loyal, meme-loving fuck

Who Would You Take A Bullet For: My pals, my family, my pets, my laptop, a particularly cool car, the list goes on.

If You Had Money To Spare, What You Would Buy First: Concert tickets. Whoever was playing nearby that I like.

Now Tag 10 People You Want To Get To Know Better: Everyone! 

cool music asks

cherryglazerr:

  1. best song to wake up to?
  2. best song to fall asleep to?
  3. what song describes your current mood?
  4. if you could be an embodiment of any band, which band would it be?
  5. its raining outside, what do you start playing?
  6. go to happy song?
  7. go to sad song?
  8. go to get lit af song?
  9. go to sex song?
  10. top 5 songs of all time?
  11. top 5 bands of all time?
  12. top 5 albums of all time?
  13. what album can you listen to straight through without skipping?
  14. favorite song in terms of lyrics?
  15. favorite song in terms of catchy-ness?
  16. if you could have two artists create a song together, which artists would you choose?
  17. which artist(s) do you want new music from?
  18. what song reminds you of your childhood?
  19. what’s your ‘guilty pleasure’ song?
  20. song with the best bass riff?
  21. song with the best chord progression?
  22. song with the best solo?
  23. song with the best vocals?
  24. what song holds personal significance to you?
  25. what song(s) were ruined by a breakup?
  26. what song(s) make you want to fall in love?
  27. your friend is driving you somewhere and makes you dj, what 5 songs do you put in queue?
  28. what song is your theme song?
  29. hottest band member/artist?
  30. what song would you want to die to?
  31. what song(s) make(s) you cry?
  32. top 5 concerts you’ve been to?
  33. top 5 concerts you’d want to see?
  34. does vinyl sound better?
  35. what song is the most relatable to you?
  36. what band do you dislike that everyone likes?
  37. favorite album cover art?
  38. what song do you have to play loud?
  39. which artist would you want to erase from your memory to discover again?
  40. how important is music to you?
  41. what instrument would you want to be able to play?
  42. describe your future life partner with a song
  43. create a mini-playlist for a midnight adventure
  44. you’re hosting a music festival, choose 10 headlining artists
  45. what would your artist name/persona/band name be?
  46. which artist has the best fans?
  47. which artist has the shittiest fans?
  48. you’re pissed off and need to punch a wall; what song is playing while you release your anger?
  49. All-time, #1, most favorite artist
  50. All-time, #1, most favorite song

HELP: Disabled, single father, looking for work.

saint-gabriel:

saint-gabriel:

Hello friends! I’m in a bit of a jam an need some help.
Know anyone who needs writing/editing done?
Well I’m your guy! Especially now because as of yesterday, I am officially out of a job. No ones fault. The client could no longer financially afford the work. Hey, what can you do? It’s a bit of a blow for me, but these things happen. That does however leave me in a bit of a pinch. Recently, as some of you may know, I have become wheelchair bound and unable to work a conventional job.

(There are other reasons, besides my health, which I won’t go into here. Suffice it to say it’s not safe for me to work where I live and though I am loath to admit it, we havn’t had a vehicle in little over three years. I’m also trying to work on a disability claim, but we all know how that goes-)

Now, as you might not know- I also live with and help take care of my parents and aunt (all disabled) my best friend (who just recently lost her job due to health problems) and my daughter, who just turned six.

At this point, mom is the only one bringing in any financial support and her meager disability check is not enough to carry the family. We also receive donations from some of our lovely friends, and while we are forever grateful, we hanging on by the skin of our teeth. Sometimes we’re going without prescriptions and dr’s appointments, other times we might go without power and water. It’s not as bad as it has been, mind. We have a home now, and food. But no car, no other source of income and few resources, save friends. It is an uphill battle every month just to hang on.

So! That being said- I am freelancing again. I’ve worked as an editor and ghost-writer off an on for little over four years now. I can supply references and am more than willing to edit a sample chapter/blurb for you as a trial run, free of charge.

If you like what I do, we can hash out price from there. (Don’t worry, I’m cheap)

I am competent with any genera, willing to tackle everything from flash fiction to full sized novels, and I’m fast.

Now, I know you must be thinking “Is this guy serious? Like I’m really gonna hire an idiot on the internet with a sob story and nothing to show for it.”

And hey buddy, you might be right. I might just be some guy from the internet, but I’m also deadly serious about my craft. Writing isn’t just my dream. It’s my life.

Don’t believe me? Let me edit a sample chapter of your work. Let me show you just how serious I am-

Contact me at: vincent.gabriel.writer@gmail.com

And- for those of you who aren’t writers or aren’t interested, sharing this post would mean the world to me. To us.

Thank you for your time.

Sharing again for the night crowd. Again, even if this doesn’t apply to you, sharing it would be so helpful for me. ❤